Grifting of America Part 4
The Grift That Keeps On GivingByline: Joe Bob Justice, Redneck RevolutionaryCategory: BullshitOMeter Well, hell. It looks like the grifting of America ain’t slowing down even for President Trump’s birthday. I woke up this morning, poured a cup of black coffee, sat down on the porch, and damn near spit it out when I saw the […]
The Grifting of America Part 1
We are watching the grifting of America by Executive Order on the White House lawn. I was about twelve years old the first time I saw a man get locked up for the crime of bein’ in the wrong place at the wrong time. No weapon, no threat, no record. Just a last name that […]
When Presidential Grubby Hands and the Overreach Around
When Even the Ivy Leaguers Wake Up, You Know Presidential Overreach has Gone Too Far By Joe Bob JusticeBullshit-O-Meter Blog | DoWhatMATAs.org | April 29, 2025 Well, folks, I didn’t wake up this mornin’ thinkin’ I’d be defendin’ Harvard. Or Princeton. Or any of them ivory-tower types who usually spend more time sniffin’ their own […]
Karoline Leavitt and Jimmy Kimmel Bullshit
Karoline Leavitt Brought Spin to a Satire Fight, Bullshit Meter Maxed By: Joe Bob Justice 🍺 Lemme tell you what happened. I sat down with a cold one, ready to laugh at a few zingers. Figured Jimmy Kimmel would be roasting some politicians, maybe make fun of a celebrity haircut, you know — light stuff. […]
The Quiet “Mass Firing” Sweeping through the CDC, FDA, and NIH
The Bullshit’s (mass firings at CDC, NIH, FDA) Piling Up Faster Than Chicken Feed in a Tornado And if you ain’t mad yet, you ain’t payin’ attention. Well, well, well. Look who decided to gut every damn health agency we got like a hog at a county fair — the Trump crew. Again. If you […]
You Don’t “Oops” National Security
“If I’d leaked strike times back when I was in the service, I wouldn’t be typing this. I’d be in a damn cell.”— Joe Bob Justice, a fan of national security and not “oops” Alright now. Let me get this straight:Some jackasses in fancy suits made a Signal group chat to swap war plans…AND ACCIDENTALLY […]
Porch Talk Grit #2: Classified Signal Chats and Unclassified Clowns
Every week, we pull up a couple of chairs, pour something cold, and talk about what the hell’s goin’ on in America. Sometimes we don’t see eye to eye—but we always speak from the heart. And this week? This week Liberty and I are talkin’ about leaked war plans, classified Signal chat failures, Senate hearings, […]
Free War Plans in a Group Chat on Signal? The #1 Rule of War Club…
After the secret Signal chat, I hope we never hear about Hillary’s emails again. Well, butter my backside and call me a biscuit—looks like our so-called leaders in Washington have outdone themselves this time. In a move that would make the Keystone Cops blush, top Trump administration officials managed to leak their own war plans […]
The Working Class Got Screwed for Free (Again)
Why No One Actually Represents You 💰🏛️ By Joe Bob Justice Let me tell y’all something—if you’re still out here thinking one of these parties actually gives a damn about you, I got a bridge in Florida to sell you. Real cheap. We’ve been getting played for decades. Every election year, they roll out the […]