The Bullshit’s (mass firings at CDC, NIH, FDA) Piling Up Faster Than Chicken Feed in a Tornado
And if you ain’t mad yet, you ain’t payin’ attention.
Well, well, well. Look who decided to gut every damn health agency we got like a hog at a county fair — the Trump crew. Again.
If you blinked this weekend, you mighta missed the quiet little “mass firing” sweep through the CDC, FDA, and NIH. That’s right. Clean house, they said. Drain the swamp, they said.
But y’all — this ain’t swamp-drainin’.
This is torchin’ the whole damn ecosystem so the gators don’t even got a place to hiss.
🧪 Who Got Axed?
Hundreds of scientists, policy leads, and program directors were “relieved of duty” — their credentials tossed in the trash while a rotating door of political appointees and influencer cronies lined up to take their place.
One whistleblower told STAT News that career virologists were told to “pack it up” in less than 48 hours — and that “future policy will be shaped more by public sentiment than scientific precedent.”
In other words: Truth got fired. Theater got promoted.
💊 And What’d We Get Instead?
Some TikTok wellness coach with 200K followers and a line of mushroom powders is now “public health communications lead.”
A podcast bro who thinks apple cider vinegar cures cancer just got appointed to “vaccine oversight.”
You think I’m kidding?
Check this Axios piece that breaks down the new hires — and try not to fall off your porch.
🔥 Bullshit-O-Meter Reading:
10 outta 10.
Redder than a sunburnt MAGA hat.
🏥 This Ain’t Draining the Swamp — It’s Setting the Hospital on Fire
Here’s what they won’t say on Fox:
You don’t fire half the FDA unless you got something to hide
You don’t purge public health scientists mid-pandemic season unless you want chaos
And you damn sure don’t put some anti-vax Bitcoin evangelist in charge of vaccine safety unless you’re actively trying to dismantle public trust
But that’s the playbook now, right?
Wreck it.
Blame someone else.
Ride off into the algorithm sunset with a clip on Truth Social and a donation link
🚫 It Ain’t Left vs. Right — It’s Life or Death
Let me be clear: this ain’t about politics.
This is about whether your grandma’s insulin is safe,
Whether your kid’s asthma meds are real,
And whether the next virus knocks on your front door and finds a functioning response team… or a bunch of content creators who think bleach is a beverage.
You like living?
You like clean food, safe meds, and disease outbreaks that don’t look like a scene from The Last of Us?
Then you better give a damn when the people who actually know what they’re doing get kicked out of the room for not clapping hard enough.
😴 They’re Betting You Won’t Notice
Trump’s folks are betting you’re:
Too tired
Too broke
Too fed up
They want you to shrug, crack a beer, and say:
“Guess that’s just politics these days.”
But I’m tellin’ you right now:
This ain’t politics.
This is sabotage — dressed up in red, white, and bullcrap.
🧠 This Is How Trust Dies
This ain’t the first time public health got played for a punchline.
Remember 2020?
The masks. The bleach. The demon sperm doctor press conferences?
Now it’s happening again — just quieter.
Faster.
And with fewer people in place to sound the alarm.
Once trust is gone, it don’t come back easy.
And when you finally do need a warning to mean something, ain’t nobody listening.
🛑 Joe Bob’s Advice?
You don’t gotta love the government.
I sure as hell don’t.
But I do love not dying from salmonella soup or mystery medicine made in a warehouse with no power.
So here’s what you do:
- Call your representatives — yes, even if they’re useless
Use Resistbot — its easy!
- Check out our other posts for ideas – Liberty Lane, Quin Halliwell, Walden Wright
Raise hell at town halls
- Check out the Resistance Hub
Ask why we’re firing the folks who know what the hell they’re doing
And for the love of brisket, don’t trust a YouTuber to run the CDC
If your neighbor says, “Well maybe it’s for the best,”
Ask ‘em if they’d trust their colonoscopy to a guy who gets his facts from TikTok comment threads.
📣 CALL TO ACTION:
Wanna keep the Bullshit-O-Meter humming?
Share this. Post it. Holler it across the fence.
And while they’re busy scrubbing CDC tweets and rewriting history,
you can share DoWhatMATAs.com here and TikTok — where we ain’t afraid to say what needs sayin’.
We don’t do spin.
We do resistance.