Porch Talk Sunday Sermon #1
“WTF Is This Timeline?”
— delivered by Walden Wright, keeper of the porch and the pulse
Reading from the Book of American Absurdity:
“15 Candidates.
1 Billionaire.
0 Shared Realities.
Who will gaslight the nation this time?”
Welcome, friends. Pull up a chair, pour something warm, and take a breath.
Because this week, the question ain’t what’s wrong with the world.
It’s how do we stay grounded in a world that feels this unglued?
Let us begin.
First Reading: The Gospel of Garbage Fires
In today’s world, you don’t need a meteorologist to find the wind. You just follow the smoke.
Exhibit A: Truth Social.
Trump’s post-ban baby.
A platform where conspiracy gets verified faster than facts.
Where algorithmic rage sells better than apple pie.
And yet here we are —
Roasting marshmallows over a flaming dumpster labeled “TRUTH,”
while Elon Musk shows up uninvited with a can of gasoline
and someone in the background coughs out “Free speech!” through a smokescreen of bots and bull.
You couldn’t script it better if you tried.
Which is exactly the problem.
We’re not watching politics anymore.
We’re watching performance.
And the stage is on fire.
Second Reading: The Reality Show Revelation
“America’s Reality Show: Final Season?”
No, really. That was a headline vibe this week.
With debate stages that look more like game shows,
and candidates that campaign not with plans — but punchlines.
Red, white, and blue roses wilting on set.
No shared truths.
Just viral soundbites and dollar signs.
The prize?
Power without accountability.
A seat at the table with no appetite for service.
A crown made of plastic, paid for by people who can’t afford healthcare.
And yet millions will tune in.
Because when the system fails, we don’t look away —
we look for the next episode.
The Call to Conscience
This ain’t normal.
But it’s getting normalized.
And if we don’t speak, resist, and remember who we are —
they will rename the firelight “sunshine” and sell it back to us as patriotism.
We were promised a republic.
Not a rerun.
We were handed the torch of truth.
Not the matches of mayhem.
So today, I ask you:
• What are we modeling for the young ones watching?
• Who are we letting write this script?
• And how long will we keep laughing at the absurd before it burns down what’s left?
The Porch Benediction
Breathe deep.
Feel the grief — but don’t get lost in it.
Laugh at the madness — but don’t become numb to it.
And most of all:
Don’t let satire be the only thing sharper than your spine.
Because the porch will hold space.
But the fire needs tenders.
And America needs its storytellers and its truth-tellers —
even when the feed is broken
and the plot makes no sense.
Post-Sermon Resources
Feeling overwhelmed? Numb? Pissed? You’re not alone.
Here are a few lifelines:
Resources for Resilience
The Onion (for necessary absurdity)
Join Us Next Sunday
This was Porch Talk Sunday Sermon #1.
We’ll be back every week — as long as the flag still flies and the porch still stands.
If you felt this:
• Share it.
• Sit with it.
• And stay with us.
Because the future isn’t decided by the loudest candidate —
It’s built by the quiet courage of people who still give a damn.
Amen. And pass the receipts. Sunday Sermon #1 was for you.
— Walden
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